be sure to compliment people when they’re deserved, even if the people you’re complimenting are strangers. nice compliments tho, not things like “nice tits bitch.” people like hearing nice things from complete strangers because it eliminates any notion of bias that someone like a best friend would have. it can really brighten someone’s day.
The state’s manslaughter laws weren’t supposed to apply to women who lose pregnancies. Prosecutors don’t seem to care.
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading